The Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

The Swine
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry

Sinänsä mielenkiintoinen testi, tulos ei yllättänyt:

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Mitä tuo tarkoittaa muuten?
Siis olenko nazi?

Lainaus:14.10.2005 Kirigi kirjoitti:
Mitä tuo tarkoittaa muuten?
Siis olenko nazi?

Use your English skills...

"You would never have directly joined the Nazis"

Joo, enhän minä ole nazi, koska olen liian esim. natiolistinen.

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!


EDIT: 0MG RESISTANCE OWNDPWND!!!1

Aivat. Olisit ollut liian nationalistinen ja suvaitsematon ollaksesi natsi.

Juuri näin.

Lainaus:14.10.2005 Kirigi kirjoitti:
Joo, enhän minä ole nazi, koska olen liian esim. natiolistinen.

Sä et olisi varsinaisesti liittynyt natseihim, mutta olisit kannattanut natseja ja natsien toimia.

Nationalistinen?

Mutta enhän minä kannata natzeja, enkä niiden toimia.

Teot ja asenteet puhuvat enemmän kuin sanat.

Minä en ihan ymmärtänyt niitä kysymyksiä.

Lainaus:14.10.2005 Kirigi kirjoitti:
Minä en ihan ymmärtänyt niitä kysymyksiä.

Miksi tehdä testi, jos et ymmärrä kysymyksiä tai tulosta?

Lainaus:14.10.2005 lator kirjoitti:

Lainaus:14.10.2005 Kirigi kirjoitti:
Minä en ihan ymmärtänyt niitä kysymyksiä.

Miksi tehdä testi, jos et ymmärrä kysymyksiä tai tulosta?

Kielimuuri.

Lainaus:14.10.2005 Kirigi kirjoitti:
The Swine
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry

Lainaus: Mitä tuo tarkoittaa muuten?
Siis olenko nazi?

Sie sind ein Schwein!
No joo..Tuon mukaan elät hiljaista ja hyväksyvää siviilielämää Saksassa sillä välin, kun natsit röytysivät menemään. Et olisi koskaan suoranaisesti liittynyt natseihin, koska 1. et ole niin nationalistinen 2. et ole taipuvainen hulluun propagandaan ja 3. sinulla ei ole semmoista himoa.

Olisit syntynyt ja sinut olisi kasvatettu 1930 luvun Saksassa, mutta et olisi koskaan noussut natseja vastaan.

The Foot Soldier


Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic


Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 4% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic.

Ja Einsteinin kuva.

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 85% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 42% blindly
patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

-KUVA-

ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Vastasin täysin rehellisesti.

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


Vähän turhan korkea aivopesu prosentti

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 95% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.