Cobra:

Marion Cobretti - "You're the disease, and I'm the cure."

Raging Bull:

Jake La Motta - "Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, ya son of a b****."

Reservoir Dogs:

Mr. Pink - "Do you know what this is? Its the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses."

Arnold heittää kyllä jäätäviä kommentteja.

Lainaus:11.02.2006 Hsu kirjoitti:
Arnold heittää kyllä jäätäviä kommentteja.

Nehä on jo niin huonoja, että ovat jo loistavia.

Arskahan on one-linerien kiistaton kuningas.

Lainaus:11.02.2006 Twilight kirjoitti:
Arskahan on one-linerien kiistaton kuningas.

nope, sehän on itse Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood):

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?

Legendaarisin juttu ikinä.

Dirty Harry
Harry Callahan: "Go ahead, make my day."

Batman
The Joker: "Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"

Casablanca
Rick Blaine: "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

E.T.
E.T.: "E.T. phone home."

A Few Good Men
Lieutenant Kaffee: "Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?"

Forrest Gump
Forrest: "Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get."

Gladiator
Maximus Decimus Meridius: "What we do in life, echoes in eternity."

Fight Club
Tyler Durden: "How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?"
Narrator: "With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."
Tyler Durden: "The things you own end up owning you."

The Usual Suspects
Verbal Kint: "How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"

The Matrix
Morpheus: "Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."
Morpheus: "There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."
Agent Smith: "Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability."
Trinity: "Dodge this."
Tank: "Door on your left!" [Neo goes right] Tank: "Your other left!"
Morpheus: "Stop trying to hit me and hit me!"
Neo: "I know kung fu." Morpheus: "Show me."

Monthy Python and the Holy Grail
King of Swamp Castle: "This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."

Black Knight: "Have at you!"
Arthur: "You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine."
Black Knight: "Oh, had enough eh?"
Arthur: "Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!"
Black Knight: "Yes I have."
Arthur: "Look!"
Black Knight: "Just a flesh wound!"

Arthur: "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
Knight: "We are the Knights who say... NI!"

Ajaa samaa asiaa.

http://www.peliplaneetta.com/keskustelut/aihe?fid=40&tid=72250

Forrest Gump:My name is forrest gump but people call me forrest gump

Muutama Arskan leffoista tuttu loistava one-liner:

[Matrix has thrown a pipe through Bennett]
Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett.

Cooke: You scared motherfucker? Well you should be because this green beret is going to kick your big ass.
Matrix: I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry.
Cindy: I can't believe this macho bullshit.

Matrix: [after killing a man in the plane] Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.

Cindy: What happened to Sully?
Matrix: I let him go.

----


Hooligan: Hey, asshole! You can't park here, this is my spot! I live right up there. So move your piece-of-shit car or give me fifty bucks.
Ivan Danko: I do not understand.
Hooligan: Let me make it real simple, moron. You move your ass or give me fifty, or I take my Pete Rose here and fucking mutilate your car.
Ivan Danko: Do you know Miranda?
Hooligan: Never heard of the bitch.
[Danko punches him unconscious]
Ivan Danko: [in Russian] Hooligani.
[Ridzik comes back]
Art Ridzik: Everything okay?
Ivan Danko: Yes, fine. No problems.
Art Ridzik: What about that sack of shit lying on the sidewalk?
Ivan Danko: He lives here.

http://www.imdb.com

Käykö sarjat myös?
Sillä Deadwoodista jos ottaa muutaman pätkän, niin aijai...

Doom-leffasta:

- Why did you let such fine piece of ass go away?
- 'Cos shes my sister!
- Oh, no shit!

Arskalla on kyllä parhaat replat:

- Stick around ( Predator)
- You are ugly motherfucker ( Predator)
- Kate Brewster: Drop dead you asshole.
Terminator: I am unable to comply. ( T3)

- Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. ( Pulp fiction)

Lainaus:11.02.2006 Janu89 kirjoitti:
Ajaa samaa asiaa.

http://www.peliplaneetta.com/keskustelut/aihe?fid=40&tid=72250

Vaan miksi ei Hsu lukottanut vaan postasi?

-MATTI-

urheiluselostaja kysyy: mikäs on matilla mielessä?
matti: p1lluhan se on mielessä mutta hypätään nyt ensin

toi on kyl paras

Lainaus:11.02.2006 mew kirjoitti:
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Fight Club
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Tyler Durden: "The things you own end up owning you."

OT: Fight Club muuten on varmasti paras koskaan tehty "tämän fiiliksen" leffa. Kaikki leffan ymmärtäneet varmasti tietävät mistä fiiliksestä puhun.

Lainaus:
The Usual Suspects
Verbal Kint: "How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
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Tämä varmasti on oma suosikkini näistä uusista.. Omaa yhtä suuren kaikupohjan kuin "an offer one can't refuse" Kummisedässä.

Tällaiset klassiset Arskan heitot on mielessä kuin "Hasta la vista, baby!" ja "Ill be back". Onhan näitä enemmänkin esim. Bondilla.

Radio juontaja Peltsin debyytti televisiossa haastattelemassa olympiavoittajaa: "Miltä nyt tuntuu olla maailmanmestari?"

lol

tuli mieleen yksi jakso Hyppönen & Embuske experiencestä, vai miten se nyt onkaan. niin siinä oli joku heppu joka piti painoja käsissä kauan aikaa. soli joku niiden vahvuuskoe. no kuitenkin sitte suorituksen jälkeen joku vieraana olevista naisista kysyi...

Neito: Voiko naisetkin koittaa tuota?
Dorka: Ei, naisten ei tarvitse hikoilla kun sängyssä.

kyllä hävetti ton miehen puolesta ;_;

Lainaus:11.02.2006 jesukki kirjoitti:
Forrest Gump:My name is forrest gump but people call me forrest gump

siinä ei oo tuota but sanaa.