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TOK 22.12.2005 klo 15:37

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Hei vaan, ***** *******! Heivaa *****un se allekirjoituksesi "LOL WANHA"-linkkisi! Se on ******* parempi häipyä tänä päivänä, nimittäin oli melkein koko perhe kattomassa siinä, kun tuli "hey everyboy" ja sitten tulee goatsen kuvia! Käynnistin koneen uudelleen ja suunnilleen pelotti, että mitä viiruksia ja kaikkea se oli laittanut! Ei ole kovin hauskoja noi linkit!

ELI SE LINKKI *****UN ALLEKIRJOITUKSESTA!!!!

Kiitos.
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Tämä asia sovittiin myöhemmin

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Kova juttu ku joku janne 9v ja liisa 10v kattomassa ja sitten "isä mikä tuo on?" xD

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Ps. Lol




Tommonen viesti.

Keneltä? =D

Telep
01.04.2007 klo 13:56
Sinähän olet outo kirjoittelija jonka mielikuvitus lentää. Miksi olet nyt tuollainen?
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Telep
01.04.2007 klo 13:54
Kerro!

Olen liittovaltion agentti, ja olen tutkimassa monimutkaista ja kummallista tapausta.
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Telep
01.04.2007 klo 13:51
Vai oletko Jumalan lähetti taivaasta, joka on tullut kertomaan ilosanomaa?
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Telep
01.04.2007 klo 13:18
Oletko paholainen suoraan sáatanan tulisimmasta ja pimeimmästä kolosta?
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Nuo viestit kun tuli, piti hetken aikaa silmiä pyöritellä ja miettiä mitä aineita heppu on vetänyt...

Lainaus:19.07.2006 Miglu kirjoitti:
hitleri laitto vähä suomennettavaa.

läpipeluu ohjeet monkey island 2.

Part II: four map pieces.

You will automatically walk up towards the prison and a guard will arrest you and bring you to the governor who will tell the guard to put you in prison. When you get to your cell pull the bed , you will pull the mattress to reveal a stick , use the stick on the foot of the skeleton in the cell next to you. Now give the bone to the dog and he will drop the key and run out the door. Now pick up the key and use it on the door. Go over to the desk and pick up the envelope and open it.

You will notice an alley beside the prison , go down here and you will see a wheel. Play the game and get the invitation and the money.

Now go back again once more onto the wharf and you will notice a man fishing on the pier. Go over to him and challenge him to a competition to see who could catch the biggest fish. Now go to Dreads ship and sail to Booty Island.

Now exit the shop and go to the costume shop and give the shopkeeper the invitation to the Mardi Gras and he will give you the costume.

Go into the shop and buy the map. Exit the shop and go into the costume shop. Give the shopkeeper your invitation to the Mardi Gras and he will give you your costume. Now exit the costume shop. Go to the map screen and go to the Governors house. There is a little hut which you will stop at where you will have to put on your costume and present your invitation.

Enter the house. You will notice a piece of the map in a frame. Pick it up and try to leave. The dog will catch you and you will be brought to the governor. Get friendly with her and when you get friendly enough you will automatically ask about he map. She will then throw it out the window. Go get it.

Go to Stans used coffins and talk to Stan about buying a coffin , he will jump into a coffin to show you it. When he jumps in close the coffin and use the hammer and nails to nail it shut. Now go over by the cash register and ;you will see a key. Pick up the key and exit.

Go into Dreads ship and go to Phatt Island. Now go to the waterfall.

Now go back to the waterfall and walk through the hole. Keep walking through the tunnel until you get to the island at the other end. Now go to the house and push the brick you should now be able to get the map.

Now go to Scabb Island and go to the graveyard. Check out the crypts with the key and go into the one which opens with it. Now open a coffin and pick up the map piece.

You now have all four pieces of the map. Go to Wally the cartographer. Give him the map. He asks you to go to the voodoo place for him. While you are at the voodoo place the voodoo lady tells you that Wally is being taken away. Go to his shop and look at the scratches on the desk. Now go back to the marsh and get into the box.

Part III: LeChuck's fortress

Go up the stair case and go right without going through the arch until you get to the jail where you talk to Wally. After talking to Wally go back to the arch and go in. Go to the left.You will find a big door. Open the small door and go to pick up the key and you will be captured.

When you are hung up and LeChuck leaves talk to Wally. He will take from there. In the darkness look at the love bag to find matches , use the matches to see where you are.

Part IV: Dinky Island.


When you start you find yourself at the village , look at the sign beside you. Pick up the sign and you will break off the spade off the sign. Now attempt to cross the bridge, you will be stopped by Largo who will take all of your money (You can not stop him). Now go down to the carpenters shop and pick up the hammer and nails and then leave. Now head into the first boat on the left , on the side of the boat you will see windows. Go in the windows.

When you are in the kitchen pick up the knife on the table and leave through the windows again ! Now go into the next boat on the left. You will see an animal tied by a rope to a pole. Use the knife on the rope. The owner will run after his pet. Now you are free to wander around the room which is just down the corridor (You can see it).

When you go in pick up the toupee on the stand and the T-Shirt now leave. Go in to the second house on the right and you will see a man sitting down by a desk. Now after doing that pick up a piece of paper which is over in the bottom right corner.

Go to the swamp. Look at the coffin in the water. Use it as a boat and paddle to the voodoo house.

Ask the woman about making a voodoo doll of Largo. She will give you a list of stuff to get. Now go and get the stuff.

Go to the bar in town (It is the first boat on the left , go down the hatch , not the window this time.) Talk to the barman for a while. Soon Largo should come in and ask for a drink , after his drink he will spit on the wall. Use the piece of blank paper on the spit to collect a sample.

Go to the cemetery and go to the top of the hill. There you will find Largo's grandfathers grave. Use the spade on the grave and you will get a bit of his body.

You now have all of the pieces for the voodoo doll !!!!

But before going to the voodoo women , you should get some money. Go to the bar and talk to Barkeeper. Ask about the stew. He offer you a job. Take it and you get some money. Then when you go into the kitchen just go straight out through the window.

Go to the voodoo women and give her the ingredients. She will give you the doll. Now go to Largo's room. You will see him when you walk in and use the pins with the voodoo doll. It is automatic from there on.

At the end of the sequence you will find yourself in the voodoo hut , exit from here and go to the peninsula and talk to Captain Dread , give him the money and he will agree to charter his ship to you. When your out in the sea and you find yourself outside the cabin pick up the parrot chow. Go to Phatt Island.




You will automatically walk up towards the prison and a guard will arrest you and bring you to the governor who will tell the guard to put you in prison. When you get to your cell pull the bed , you will pull the mattress to reveal a stick , use the stick on the foot of the skeleton in the cell next to you. Now give the bone to the dog and he will drop the key and run out the door. Now pick up the key and use it on the door. Go over to the desk and pick up the envelope and open it.

You will notice an alley beside the prison , go down here and you will see a wheel. Play the game and get the invitation and the money.

Now go back again once more onto the wharf and you will notice a man fishing on the pier. Go over to him and challenge him to a competition to see who could catch the biggest fish. Now go to Dreads ship and sail to Booty Island.

Now exit the shop and go to the costume shop and give the shopkeeper the invitation to the Mardi Gras and he will give you the costume.

Go into the shop and buy the map. Exit the shop and go into the costume shop. Give the shopkeeper your invitation to the Mardi Gras and he will give you your costume. Now exit the costume shop. Go to the map screen and go to the Governors house. There is a little hut which you will stop at where you will have to put on your costume and present your invitation.

Enter the house. You will notice a piece of the map in a frame. Pick it up and try to leave. The dog will catch you and you will be brought to the governor. Get friendly with her and when you get friendly enough you will automatically ask about he map. She will then throw it out the window. Go get it.

Go to Stans used coffins and talk to Stan about buying a coffin , he will jump into a coffin to show you it. When he jumps in close the coffin and use the hammer and nails to nail it shut. Now go over by the cash register and ;you will see a key. Pick up the key and exit.

Go into Dreads ship and go to Phatt Island. Now go to the waterfall.

Now go back to the waterfall and walk through the hole. Keep walking through the tunnel until you get to the island at the other end. Now go to the house and push the brick you should now be able to get the map.

Now go to Scabb Island and go to the graveyard. Check out the crypts with the key and go into the one which opens with it. Now open a coffin and pick up the map piece.

You now have all four pieces of the map. Go to Wally the cartographer. Give him the map. He asks you to go to the voodoo place for him. While you are at the voodoo place the voodoo lady tells you that Wally is being taken away. Go to his shop and look at the scratches on the desk. Now go back to the marsh and get into the box.




Go up the stair case and go right without going through the arch until you get to the jail where you talk to Wally. After talking to Wally go back to the arch and go in. Go to the left.You will find a big door. Open the small door and go to pick up the key and you will be captured.

When you are hung up and LeChuck leaves talk to Wally. He will take from there. In the darkness look at the love bag to find matches , use the matches to see where you are.




When you get up pick up the crowbar. Then open the barrel to get the crackers. Give the crackers to the parrot. He will say to go east from the pond to the dinossaur.

Now go to the pond and then to the dinosaur. Give Polly another cracker and she will tell you to go north from the dinosaur to the pile of rocks. When you get there and give Polly another cracker she tells you to go east to the X. When you get the X start to dig using the shovel.. You will hit hard ground so light the dynamite with the matches and use it on the hard ground.

Then when you are on the stack use the rope with the crowbar and use that on the twisted wire just to the left of the treasure chest. The two stacks will collapse and you will hang holding the chest. Eventually you will fall down.

In the room fire the mouse around until you see "light switch" on the bar. Turn on the lights to find Le Chucks beside you. What you must do now is make a voodoo doll for him. As you are teleported around you must go into the rooms to get stuff. In the first aid room get : Dads head, surgical gloves in the bin , syringe in drawer. In the supplies room get : a doll , a balloon and root beer. In the coke machine room fill the balloon and the surgical gloves with helium and use the coin return button on the machine. When Le Chuck comes in and goes to pick up the coin pick up his underwear.

Also give him the hankie that Stan gave you so he can blow his nose. Now go to the elevator and have "use lever " ready for when Le Chuck appears in front of you. When he appears use the lever and a bit of his beard should get stuck in the door. Now put the ingredients in the voodoo bag : the doll , Dads head , Le Chucks phlegm from the tissue, LeChucks underwear and the bit of his beard.

Now that you have the voodoo doll go in search of LeChuck. Use the syringe on the voodoo doll as soon as you see him. Repeat this until you pull of his leg. When you see his face you have finished the game.


Läpipeluuohjeet Monkey Island 3.


Part I: The Demise of The Zombie Pirate lechuck.

Talk with Wally and tell him that he's a failure as a pirate. Pick up the pirate hook. Use cannon to blast the skeletons. Pick up ramrod from the wall. Use ramrod with the hook. Walk to the window. Use ramrod-with-hook on the debris. Go inside. Use the cutlass with the cannon restrain rope. Use the cannon to get into LeChuck's fabulous treasure room. Pick up the bag and the diamond ring behind it. Use it on the porthole.


Part II: The Curse Gets Worse.


Get the glowing ember on the beach. Walk to the swamp. Walk to the ship. Get the paste and the pin from the paper voodoo doll. Use a wooden nickel in the gum machine to get a pack of gum. Pull the tongue of the alligator. You will talk with the voodoo lady. Now go to the town. Enter the door on the left by the fountain. Look at the coat. Pick up dandruff. Get the glove from the pocket and take the wand and use it on the hat to get a ventriloquism book from it. Go to the scene. Talk with Slappy Cromwell and a spokesmodel. Go to the Barbery Coast. Talk with Captain Rottingham, Cutthroat Bill and Edward "Snugglecakes" Van Helgen. Hit Cutthroat Bill twice to get the jaw-breaker. Use the lice on the comb when Haggis puts it down to read in the book. Sit on the chair and use the handle once. Take the stone. Haggis will run away to find a new one. Use the handle several times, and when you're close enough, get the scissors. Go to area between the lemonade stand and the Blondebeard's chicken shop. Use the scissors on the flower and then on the bush. Go through it. A snake will eat you. Inside the snake, take the things lying at your right foot. Use the flower with the maple syrup and use the final product with snake's head. You're now trapped in a quick-sand. Take the reed and the thorn. Use the balloon with the stone. Puff at the balloon. Use the thorn in the hollow reed and use it on the balloon. Now go to Blondebeard's chicken shop. Get a biscuit. Eat it. Push the customer. Get the knife. Use the maggots with the chicken and pick up a membership card. Take the pie pan and the biscuit cutter. Give the jaw-breaker and afterwards a chewing gum to Blondebeard. Pop the bubble with the voodoo pin. Pick up gold tooth. Inhale some helium from the balloon. Chew some gum. Blow the tooth in the bubblegum. Walk outside. Use the pie pan with the mud puddle. Go to the Barbery Coast. Slap Snugglecakes with the glove. At the field of honor where you must select a weapon, close the box lid and choose the banjo case. Now you must play the same ending-strings on the banjo as he does. This will make him start a raving solo and when he's doing this, get a gun and shoot at him. Back to Barbery Coast. Give golden tooth to Cutthroat Bill. Go back to the field of honor. Use the biscuit cutter on rubber tree. Go onto the hill and saw in the barrel of rum with the bread knife. Use the glowing ember with the trail of rum. Go back to Barbery Coast. Talk with Haggis and challenge him. When you'll win, you have a crew. Go to the cabaña and give the membership card to the cabaña boy. Take the three towels and make them wet using ice bucket. Use first towel on the cabaña boy. Pick up one more towel and make it wet. Take the cooking oil. Walk to the beach. Walk to sunbather (use three wet towels to pass the hot sand). Get the mug. Walk to the town and go to lemonade stand. Switch the mugs and buy some lemonade. When the boy's gone, get the pitcher. Use it with the barrels of dye on the right. Go back to the beach. Give the bottomless mug to the sunbather. Pour him some dye from the pitcher. Use the cooking oil on the map on his back and peel it off. Head for Danjer Cove. Use the paste on the rubber plug and stick it into the hole in the rowboat. Use the rowboat to row to the ship. Use the bread knife on the plank and enter the ship. Try to do something - you will be surrounded by monkeys which will dip you in the tar and feathers. Go to Blondebeard's chicken shop afterwards. Use the book of ventriloquism with LeChimp. Pick up the ventriloquism. Open the porthole to get out. Go to theatre and upstairs. Now you must follow the directions from the map you just got. Use the lever and punch the buttons according to the directions. Downstairs use the chicken grease on the cannonballs in the chest. Go to the stage and use shovel to dig up Elaine.


Part III: Three Sheets to the winds.


Captain Rottingham will board your ship and steal the map of Blood Island. To get it back, you must stop the ship and when you're boarded, use insults as swordfighting method. After winning the battle, sail to the port and buy better cannons. When you'll beat the really fearsome pirates, attack Captain Rottingham.


Part: IV: The Bartender, the Thieves, his Aunt and her lover.


Pick up the bottle from the sand. Go to the map of Blood Island. Walk to cemetery. Walk left. Give the half-eaten maggoty biscuit to the dog and take some hair from it. Get the mallet and chisel from the carved gravestone. Go to the hotel on the hill. Walk inside. Talk to the sooth sayer. She will turn five death cards which you must pick up. Go to the room in the back. Pick up the magnet from the refrigerator. Use the chisel on the cheese. Leave and get the cushion from the bar stool on the left. Get the recipe book and read it. Leave the hotel and go to the beach. Use cushion on the hard rock. Use the mallet on the tree. Go to the windmill. Get some pepper from the pepper-bushes. Go to the hotel. Give the pepper, the egg and the dog hair to the bartender. Ask him for a drink. When you got it, pop the bottle with hang over cure open with the chisel. Pour it into your drink and drink it. Use the chisel with the coffin. Then use the chisel with the coffin in the center of the crypt. Take the nails from the coffin you just got out of. Go somewhere else than the cemetery and return to the crypt. Give the golden tooth to Stan and buy insurance policy. Go to hotel. Walk upstairs. Go through the first door. Use the mallet on the nail. Walk outside in the corridor and get the nail. Get the painting ad use the scissors on it. Use the outside of it on the first door and go into the first room again. Look out of the porthole. Leave the room. Open the other door with the business card from Stan. Enter and get bed down and nail it down with the pins you've collected. Pick up the book. Walk to the bar. Talk with the bartender and convince him you're a Goodsoup. Get the mirror and the jar and place the face from the painting in the mirror frame. Go to strange lights on the map. Get the tofu and walk to the vulcano. Talk with Lemonhead and use the tofu mask. When you're at the volcano with the others, use the cheese in the vulcano. It will erupt. Walk to the windmill. Use the umbrella on the wings. Use the jar with the barrel to get some water. Go to the beach. Talk with Haggis. He'll need some tar before he can give you the lotion. Go to the hotel. Use the cheese in the pot. Pick up the pot. Get the lotion and go to the clearing. You'll fine Elaine there. Use the lubricant on Elaine's finger and get the ring. Use the jar with the water from the windmill on the stump and put the lid on it. Use the chisel on the jar to prevent the bugs from suffocating. Go to the lighthouse. Use the lantern where it's supposed to be and the mirror with mirror. Go to the bar. Use the hangover cure with a drink you order. Drink it. You will die. Talk to the ghost and go left. Get the crowbar and move to the crack and get Murray. Try looking into the crack. Use the paste on the skeleton arm and look in the crack. Use the skeleton arm with the lantern. Place the lantern on the coffin and use Murray on it to scare the gravedigger so he will let you out. Go to the hotel. Get into the back room. Get the death certificate. Walk to the room with the bed. Use the crowbar with the boarded hole and then on the bed. Get the ring. Go to Stan's and give him the insurance policy. Go to the beach. Talk with ferryman. To make a compass for him, use the magnet on the voodoo pin and put in the cork. Put the cork with the pin into the mug. Give the compass to ferryman. Now you'll sail to Skull Island. Get the winch operator to haul you down and while falling, use the umbrella. When you play poker you must use the tarot cards with your weak hand. Guybrush will escape with the diamond. Back on Blood Island, use the diamond with the ring and put it onto Elaine's finger.


Part V: Kiss of the Spider Monkey.


Talk to LeChuck. When he lefts, walk out of the trolley by opening the door. Talk to Dinghy dog and make him guess your age. Pick up the anchor. Use the shaving foam on the pie and put the anchor in it. Make the rat fire the cannon, open the gate and look through the hole. Push Dinghy dog until he bites you. Go right and get the pepper. Ask for a snow cone and use the pepper, the dog hair and meringue on the cone. Eat it.


Part VI: Guybrush Kicks Butt Once Again.


You are on the never-ending rollercoaster. At the first stop, get the fallen rope. At the second stop, get the keg o' rum. At third stop, get the lantern oil by opening it and blowing the light (get the lantern oil now). At the last stop, use keg o' rum with the arm of the snow-gorilla. Use the lantern oil with the rope and use it on the keg o' rum. Walk down and wait for LeChuck to show up. Use the pepper on him. You have finished The Curse of Monkey Island.



Escape from monkey island päpipeluuohjeet.


Intro

Look at the brazier of hot coals and use it.
Then pick up the pile of hot coals.
Turn to the loaded cannon on the right and kick the coal to it.


ACT I: Things to do on Melee Island When You're Dead.


Go to the Harbor and pick up the popped inner tube.
Then go to Melee Town, into the SCUMM Bar, go to the back and look at the balloon.
Talk to the dart players and get them to hit the balloon.
Pick up the Jerky Pretzels at the drunken sailor's table.

Now go to the Governor's Mansion, and use the inner tube at the funny-looking cactus.
Offer the pretzels to the catapult operator and when he leaves, tinker with catapult controls.

Go to The Scumm Bar and talk to Mr. Cheese.
Ask him to join your crew to travel to Lucre where you'll meet with your wife's lawyers.
Then ask him about Insult Arm Wrestling, ask him to join your crew once again, and challenge him to insult arm wrestling. Use the various insults to win the insult arm wrestling and you got yourself a navigator.

Talk to Carla and Otis in Melee Town. They'll be the other crew members.
Ask them to join your crew, by offering cushy government jobs.

Go inside the Governor's Mansion, pick up the contract form on the table and show it to Elaine, she'll sign it.
Also, pick up the government paper that's on the commode. Look at it.
Let Elaine sign it also.
Now go back to Carla and Otis, show them the signed cushy form and they'll join your crew.
You're crew is now ready to sail on!

Go to the mansion and talk to Elaine. Tell her you don't got the authority to get a ship.
She'll give you the Gobernatorial Symbol.
Go to the harbor and show the symbol to the Harbor Mistress to get access to your new ship.

Lucre Island
Go to the Law Office.
You'll receive a letter. Talk to the lawyers again if they have found a way yet.

Go to the bank, talk to the girl.
Tell her you want to retrieve items from a deposit box.

Pick up the sword, the hankey and the three sponges.
Look in the safe deposit box, pick up the music box and the grog that's inside. Use the sword with the bottom hinge and use the broken sword with the crack.
Now use the three sponges with the sword in the crack and use the grog with the sword/crack/sponges thingie.

You'll need to pick up some items before you proceed:
In Jail pick up The chicken Grease.
In Sense and Sensibilities pick up an empty bottle and cologne.
In House Of Sticks pick up the Wood Shavings.
Outside the Bait Shoppe pick up the duck and inside talk to the store owner about the no-nosed thief and pick up a free bait.

Leave town, go to mansion, pick up flower and use it on the bottle. Go to the Swamp and use the home-made perfume on the puddle. Now use the home-made perfume with the free bait and with the wood shavings.

Go to the Palace of Prostheses, use the home-made perfume on Deadeye Dave.
Dave will tell you the name of the odor owner. The name is different in every game.
The name always consists of 3 names. Use the first letters of the names on the filling contraption.

Bunny = A-D
Tree = E-H
Pumpkin = I-M
Monkey = N-S
Banana = T-Z

Example:
Guybrush M. Threepwood = G M T = Tree Pumpkin Banana

In the town, there are two pirates playing chess.
Talk to them, confuse them, make them look the other way when they are moving a piece. Until they get into a fight.
Now pick up the clock.

Go to the swamp, use the clock on the raft. The clock will now show the time.
Use the clock and the directions to get into the swamp.

Example: when the clock says 1:25, look at the directions.
On the paper, there are some times. So when you see 1:25 W, you go west.

Use the directions until you get to a gate. Another Guybrush will appear.
He will give you a key, a gun, a rope, and a chicken with a pulley in the middle.
Remember or write down in which order he gave you the stuff.
Also, remember everything he says.
Talk to Guybrush, he'll tell you a number. Remember the number also.
Now use the key to open the gate.

Go further with the directions, until you reach the gate again, but now you're on the other side.
Now give the other Guybrush the stuff in the same order he gave it to you.
Continue untill you reach Pegnose Pete's house.

Walk towards the house, you will hear Pegnose Pete and Ozzie Mandrill talking.
Use the Chicken Grease on his doormat and throw the duck in the window.
Pegnose will fall into the trap.

Go to the bank. Outside you will see a manhole.
Use your broken sword with the manhole and pick up the manhole cover.
Look at the cover, you will hear three names.

Go to palace of prostheses, talk to Dave.
Tell him you want to get a free prosthese.
You must complete his story by using the 3 names from the manhole cover and you'll receive a fake skin.

Go back to the bank and use the skin on the manhole.
Use the manhole and you'll find yourself in the bank.
Climb down the ladder and use the pull chain. The lights will go on.
Pick up the Scupperware.
Notice the weird shadow that looks like a nose. It's Pegnose Pete's nose. Pick it up.

Go to the palace of prostheses.
Use the music box on Dave, and pick up the wood prosthetic hand.
Pick up the music box again before leaving.

Go to the Bait Shoppe, and use the prosthetic hand on the termites.
Pick up some free bait. Use the bait with the Scupperware.

Go to the mansion.
Use your cologne on one of the stuffed animals.
Ozzie will break his stick.
Go to the House of Sticks, and use the termites with Ozzie's stick.

Now go back to Ozzie's mansion and tell him you saw him with Pete.
When he leaves, follow him trough the forest.

Near the trees you'll find an hidden passage. Go down.
You'll see a table with a red button - press it.

Go outside and dive into the lake.
Use the Scupperware with the fishes.
Go into the passage.
Pick up the heirlooms, and the screw.

Go back to the prison and show the loot to Canard.
After that, show the screw to Canard and you're free to go.


ACT II: Enter the manatee.


First, you must go to the House of Mojo to talk the Voodoo Lady.
Use the 'different' finger of the hand, she will appear.
Talk to her about everything, then leave.


Go to Meathook's place, then talk about everything, then pick up the
paintbrush.

Go to the Harbor.
Pick up the quarter in the grog machine and use it with the machine.
Kick it, punch it, slam it until a lot of grog comes out.
Pick up a can of grog.

Go to the Scumm Bar that has now changed to LUA Bar.
Pick up the chopsticks on the table.
Sit down, and talk to the waitress.
Order the flaming scuttlefish.
When the flaming boat reaches the pole on your right side, use the brush on the mechanism.
(Stick the brush when the boat reaches the pole on the far side of the canal)
Now go into the kitchen, use the grog with the steam generator.
You will get the painting.

Go to the harbor, use the earrings, necklace, pen and painting on the
figurehead of your boat.

Jambalaya Island
Go to Starbuccaneers, look at the lady's bag and pick up the mug that's in it.

Now go out of town, to Stan's.
Pick up the glue.

Go to the micro groggery, use the glue on the manatee.
Ask the bartender if you can ride the manatee.
You will be given a coupon.

(Another way to get a coupon is to go to Starbuccaneers, outside look at the
cup near the window.
Now go inside Starbuccaneers, and pick up the cup at the window.
Give the cup to the counter clerk, he'll give you a refill.
Go to Stan's, drink the groggoccino.
Now talk to Stan, and listen to the pitch.
You will receive a coopon.)

Go to Planet Threepwood.
Read the menu.
Ask the waitress for something to eat, use the coupon.
When you sit on the chair, ask the Jolly pirate to make a caricature of
you with the Monkey Mug.
Now use the glue on the caricature, and use the caricature with your
Starbuccaneers mug.
Swap your self-made mug with the Monkey Mug.


You need to be the best at diving.
First, go to Starbuccaneers and pick up a mini-bagel and eat it.

Go to Knuttin Attol (with the rowboat at the harbor) and go into the school.
When you get the test, have every answer wrong by acting real piraty.
You will get a dunce hat.
Outside the school ring the alarm and go into the school.
Once you're inside pick up the whistle in the box.

Now go to the tall rock on Jambalaya, use the bagel on the lotion.
Talk to Marco Pollo, then talk to the judges and ask them if you can dive.
You will get a certificate.
Now dive against Marco. At the first you will see you won't do very well

Next thing is to be sure every judge will give you a 10 when you dive.


Talk to the hippie judge, he will tell you you need to imitate Marco's moves
to get a 10 from him.
He will also tell you how to make the moves:

Keelhaul = UP
Rum Barrel = DOWN
Spinning Swordsman = RIGHT
Alpha Monkey = LEFT

So when Marco uses a Keelhaul, Alpha Monkey, Keelhaul combination, press
UP, LEFT, UP when it's your turn.
If you do it well, the hippie judge will give you a 10.


Talk to the wise old judge, he will tell you you're splashes are too big.
So you need to be more aerodynamic.
When it's your turn to dive, wear the dunce hat when you dive.


Go to Stan's, ask him about the pamphlets, you will receive one.
Now look at the pamphlet.

Go to the big rock, ask the grouchy judge why he's giving you 1's and 2's.
Then show the pamphlet to him.

Now dive, imitate Marco's moves and wear the dunce hat.
Dive again, just make 3 moves.
You will receive the golden man.


Go to the Micro Groggery and ask the bartender for some grog.

Now go to the statue, and talk to the tourist about it.

Go to Knuttin Atoll, talk to the puppets.
Ask the puppets if you can see the puppeteer.
Show the puppeteer your painting of the Ultimate Insult.
Pick up the puppets.

Go to Knuttin's beach.
Talk to the pirate.
Now go to the stone beach, use the whistle.
Give the grog to one of the parrots, that way you will be able to find out which one lies and which one is telling the truth.
Ask the truth telling parrot if this is the stone with the hat, if it isn't, ask him the direction you need to go. Continue until you find the stone.
Now use the puppets on the stone.


ACT III: Escape from Monkey Island.


Go to the canyon, pick up the Banana Picker.

Go to the Vista point.
Pick up a rock, throw it into the right canal.
When it hits a branch, throw a rock into the middle canal.
Then, when a rock hits a branch again, throw one in the left canal.
Finally when a rock reaches the last branch, throw a rock in the left canal again.

Now go to the church, pick up the little shields with the banana picker.
Ask the priest if you can ride the ride.
When you pass the milk bottle, pick it up with the banana picker.
Now steer your boat into the puddle, push the tree.

Go to the camp, pick up the coconut

Go back to the beach, use the banana picker to pick up the bananas.
Give a banana to Timmy. He'll follow you (when he stops following you give him
another banana).

Go into the mine, walk to the big door.
Open the vent and throw a banana in it (Timmy must go after the banana)
Close it again and use a banana on the portal.
Go into the tunnel, use the banana picker to pick up the weed whipper.

Go to the other side of the island (with the lava ride),
go to the village. Use the shields when you're near the monkey with the
accordeon.
Pick up the accordeon.

Go to the camp, talk to Herman.


Throw the coconut at Herman.
Then throw the milk bottle at him.
And the last one: the accordeon.


Go to the village, talk to the sitting monkey.
Ask him about the monkeys and about monkey kombat.
To get the bronze hat, you must beat Jojo Jr at Monkey Kombat.
You need practice first. Fight with the monkeys in the forest.
To remember all the moves and what move beats what.

When you beat the browny monkey, challenge Jojo Jr.
You'll win eventually, and receive the Bronze Hat.

Use the weed whipper at the weed near the lava pool.

Now go to the Giant Monkey Head.
Throw the Bronze hat on the head, and use the banana picker on it's nose.
Once inside, use the Gubernatorial Symbol you got from H. T. Marley (Herman) on the
slot.


ACT III+: Guybrush Kicks Unusually Large Butt.


Pick up the plank, use it on the small tower and climb it up. Jump on the plank.
Once on the high tower, pull the switch.

You will face a giant LeChuck.
The secret to beat him in the Monkey Kombat is to get 3 draws.
And that's it. You have finished Escape From Monkey Island!



Että tälläset.

Lol aika hauska

Pelin ohjeita d

Lainaus:haree-ps3rulez 29.12.2005 klo 13:40
JOoonas lololo are you oikeesti 45 old. if sinä olet sitten what sinä do näin oldina in peliplaneetta. are you so nörtti.

Lainaus:haree-ps3rulez 29.12.2005 klo 14:11
Joonas i näin you eilen in school.
why you puit pääles hametta ptyi you olet ga.y hyyyyyyyyyyyyyi go to talk kampelalle he is myös so get hänen kanssa fun.

Semmosta.

Lainaus:22.06.2007 Joonas62 kirjoitti:

Lainaus:haree-ps3rulez 29.12.2005 klo 13:40
JOoonas lololo are you oikeesti 45 old. if sinä olet sitten what sinä do näin oldina in peliplaneetta. are you so nörtti.

Lainaus:haree-ps3rulez 29.12.2005 klo 14:11
Joonas i näin you eilen in school.
why you puit pääles hametta ptyi you olet ga.y hyyyyyyyyyyyyyi go to talk kampelalle he is myös so get hänen kanssa fun.

Semmosta.

Hajosin

Keneltä Viesti
********** 02.06.2007 klo 21:37
lolz? te tilata tana pizza meilta mutta ei tulla hakee! mina velotta kaksikertane hinta teilta!

Flagg kirjoitti näin
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***** noob

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Repesin tuolle aika pahasti. Aamulla kahdeksan aikaan tulin katsomaan ja uniset silmäni tuon tekstin näkivät niin kyllä repesin

Keneltä Viesti
ElTiger 10.06.2007 klo 22:24

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lol

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10.06.2007 klo 18:01
Pentujen.. Voi jumalauta.
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10.06.2007 klo 14:37
Pidätkö homoutta jotenkin rivouksena häh? Sairauksena? Et sä kyllä kaameen järkevä tyyppi ole
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10.06.2007 klo 01:07
Ei ***** kun on kaveri pälliäinen. Kasva isoksi
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Ei tollaselle apinalle enää viittiny edes vastata. En nyt tässä kerro kuka on kyseessä...

Lainaus:Oot sää kyllä ihme heebo miks sinä aina kirjotat silleen ihme persoonassa esim. "tänään GuruMummu veti käteen" kun monet ei saata ottaa sua tosissaan tai että sä et oikeasti tarkota sitä mitä kirjotat muuten kyllä oot hauska heppu

Ja koska yksityisviestit ovat syystäkin privaatteja niin jätetään lähettäjä piiloon.

Moi Moi!

Lainaus:23.06.2007 GuruMummu kirjoitti:

Lainaus:Oot sää kyllä ihme heebo miks sinä aina kirjotat silleen ihme persoonassa esim. "tänään GuruMummu veti käteen" kun monet ei saata ottaa sua tosissaan tai että sä et oikeasti tarkota sitä mitä kirjotat muuten kyllä oot hauska heppu

Ja koska yksityisviestit ovat syystäkin privaatteja niin jätetään lähettäjä piiloon.

Moi Moi!

Hahah tuohan on multa

Lainaus:22.06.2007 Asiallista kirjoitti:
Keneltä? =D

Joltain afriahja, tai jotain tollasta Poistin sen viestin, niin en voi kattoa sitä enää

Oli kyllä ***** ***** aihe toi sun aihe. Jos joku haluaa kuvan tietokoneesta, niin eikö se muka ite osaa vaikka googlesta ettii sanalla tietokone jos niin haluaa tietää, että mikä se on.


tuo oli oudoin

"Mistähän tonkin pönäsit, et "pellejen harrastus", ootko ees kokeillu?"

Puerto
04.06.2007 klo 18:15
kuuntelet ooperaa hevii *******n kakara h0mo0


24.06.2007 klo 22:19
***** hevari -_-

IrwinGodman
25.06.2007 klo 00:09

senkin kavala kettu odotahan vain virl vielä minä näytän ja silloinkun minä sen äytäm niin sinä viheliäs repolainen olet hiljaista poikaa

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Wepperi: juustoposki.

Lainaus:25.06.2007 Asiallista kirjoitti:
Wepperi: juustoposki.

Wepperillä näyttää olevan joku juustoposki-villitys.

IrwinGodman
25.06.2007 klo 00:15

sinäkö sen meidän postilaatikon hajotit? ootahan vaan kun käry käy niin hymy haihtuu

Lainaus:25.06.2007 Postikusti kirjoitti:
IrwinGodman
25.06.2007 klo 00:15

sinäkö sen meidän postilaatikon hajotit? ootahan vaan kun käry käy niin hymy haihtuu

Meni kahvi väärään kurkkuun

Oddworld
29.08.2006 klo 07:36
*******en spammari.



Raxx
09.06.2007 klo 21:14
Allekirjotuksessa ei saa olla aivolinkkejä piilotettuna.





tuli naurettua äskö vähä noille

Lainaus:25.06.2007 Battlefield232 kirjoitti:

Lainaus:25.06.2007 Postikusti kirjoitti:
IrwinGodman
25.06.2007 klo 00:15

sinäkö sen meidän postilaatikon hajotit? ootahan vaan kun käry käy niin hymy haihtuu

Meni kahvi väärään kurkkuun

Heh, meikäläiselle hän tuli vain selittämään Mgs1 pelaamisesta.

"IrwinGodman
25.06.2007 klo 00:21
mulla obn metal grear solid 1 pleekarilla mä pelailen sitä aina salaa"

Kyllähän tuo hymyn laittoi suupieleen, mutta ei ole hauskin yksityisviestini minkä olen saanut. Joskus joku tartarus92 nimikerkkinen taisi tulla angstimaan meikäläiselle. kadonnut sekin viesti. :/

Lainaus:Raxx
09.06.2007 klo 21:14
Allekirjotuksessa ei saa olla aivolinkkejä piilotettuna.

tuli naurettua äskö vähä noille

Ite en naurais tolle koska melkein kaikilla on jotain goatse linkkejä ja aivolinkkejä allekirjotuksessa :/