"Vedetään verkot sun talon ympärille, niin saadaan kunnon kännikalat"
ja
"Vedä sinä alikessu naru kaulaan ja hyppää kaivoon" -Pikku pojat.

Iso- Arskalla riittää sanottavaa. Muistellaanpa uudenpaa tuotantoa, eli elokuvasta Sixth Day:

Adam Gibson: You should clone yourself while you're still alive.
Drucker: So I can get a perspective on your situation?
Adam Gibson: No, so you can fuck yourself!

[Later, when Drucker's clone is lying on the real Drucker]
Adam Gibson: When I told you screw yourself, I didn't mean for you to take it literally.

*********

Tämän olen laittanut joskus aiemminkin, elokuvasta Beetlejuice:

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified?"

1. "Löit naista *****!" -Poliisin poika

2. "May the force be with you" -Star Wars

3. "Seven days" -The ring

4. "Are ya feeling lucky, punk?" -Dirty Harry

5. "Im too old for this shit" -Tappava Ase

skerrytys movien: WAZZZZUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!?!?

Nadesico, Gai: Looks like I wont be taking you to the beach...
(Niin, tästä taitaa kuuluisuus olla aika kaukana...)

Batman & Robin vilisee äärettömän typeriä on-linereitä, joita voi epäilemättä kutsua kuuluisiksikin...

Robin: I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.

Mr. Freeze: You're not sending ME to the COOLER!

Mr. Freeze: I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.

Poison Ivy: There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.

Poison Ivy: Come with me. My garden needs tending.

Mr. Freeze: I hate it when they talk during the movie.

Ei hitto mikä leffa... Pitäisiköhän katsoa uudestaan?

Mr. Freeze: I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Gotham, and then the world.
Poison Ivy: Just what I had in mind. Everything dead on earth, except us. A chance for Mother Nature to start again. Behold, the dawn of a new age. My mutant plants have the strength of the deadliest animals. Once you have frozen mankind, these babies will overrun the globe, and we shall rule them, for we will be the only two people left in the world.
Mr. Freeze: Adam and Evil!

Here's Johnny! - Jack Nickholson:The shining

Nah, mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!
Muawahahahahaaaaaaaa!

"C`mon you apes, do you want to live forever?"
Starship Troopers.

"I have the power"
He-man <-- Surkea leffa, mutta kumminkin legendaarinen lausahdus.

Skeletor: I must possess all, or I possess nothing

"We're on a mission from God" -Blues Brothers

"We can't stop here - this is bat country" -Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

"There goes one of God's own prototypes; too weird to live and too rare to die" -Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

"Shotguns?! You mean like guns that fire shots?" -Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"Back off man, I'm a scientist" -Ghostbusters

"Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, and another one comes out" -The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

"You're using coconuts" -Monty Python & The Quest For The Holy Grail

"What is your favourite colour? -Blue! No... AAaaagh!" -Monty Python & The Quest For The Holy Grail

Siinähän niitä on... Pelkoa ja inhoa Las Vegasissa melkein jokainen lause on legendaarinen kyl...

"Luke... I am your father"

Ei ehkä leffa, but... Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Ja Matrixissä: We need guns, really big guns

Lainaus:16.07.2003 Puska_Eliitti kirjoitti:
Ei ehkä leffa, but... Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Ja Matrixissä: We need guns, really big guns

Eiks se ollu: "We need guns. Lots of guns"

Lainaus:16.07.2003 iba kirjoitti:
"Luke... I am your father"

Öhöm, siis "No... I am your father."

"Welcome to hell Bi**h, car, keys, wallet now."-RYÖSTÄJÄ
"Boy, you picked the wrong guy."-KUSKI
Nothing to lose- Ei mitään menetettävää.

"Legendaarista"
Kummeli: kultakuume

Pakko lisätä vielä

"Who`s laughing now!!!" Bruce Cambell elokuvassa Evild Dead II

Lainaus:16.07.2003 ReDoodler kirjoitti:

Lainaus:16.07.2003 iba kirjoitti:
"Luke... I am your father"

Öhöm, siis "No... I am your father."

no miten vaa

Lainaus:16.07.2003 hjalmar87 kirjoitti:

Lainaus:16.07.2003 Puska_Eliitti kirjoitti:
Ei ehkä leffa, but... Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Ja Matrixissä: We need guns, really big guns

Eiks se ollu: "We need guns. Lots of guns"

Kyllä

Kumma ettei tätä legendhaarista quotea ole lisätty:

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." -Vito Corleone, The Godfather

lisää:
""Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family, can never be a real man." -Vito Corleone, The Godfather I

"I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life - I don't apologize - to take care of my family, and I refused to be a fool, dancing on the string held by all those bigshots. I don't apologize - that's my life - but I thought that, that when it was your time, that you would be the one to hold the string. Senator Corleone; Governor Corleone. Well, it wasn't enough time, Michael. It wasn't enough time." -Vito Corleone, The Godfather I

"What I mean, sir, is if you was to put me with this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... well, pack your bags, boys. War's over." -Private Jackson, Saving Private Ryan

"Captain John Miller: You see, when... when you end up killing one your men, you see, you tell yourself it happened so you could save the lives of two or three or ten others. Maybe a hundred others. Do you know how many men I've lost under my command?
Sergeant Horvath: How many?
Captain John Miller: Ninety-four. But that means I've saved the lives of ten times that many, doesn't it? Maybe even 20, right? Twenty times as many? And that's how simple it is. That's how you... that's how you rationalize making the choice between the mission and the man."

Tässä vielä yksi loistava :
"Lieutenant Dewindt: FUBAR.
Private Reiben: FUBAR.
Sergeant Horvath: FUBAR.
Captain John Miller: FUBAR
Private Jackson: Y'all got that right.
Corporal Upham: I looked up fubar in the German dictionary and there's no fubar in here. "

Nuo Scarfacen lauseet ovat kuolemattomia

Teen uuden viestin, ettei tule liian pitkä .

Tästä elokuvasta löytyy hyviä lauseita: Full Metal Jacket

"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo! "

"Crazy Earl: These are great days we're living, bros! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting."

"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Today you people are no longer maggots. Today you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood."

"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, tinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk."

"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fuck!"

"Animal Mother: You a photographer?
Private Joker: I'm a combat correspondent.
Animal Mother: Well you seen much combat?
Private Joker: I've seen a little on TV.
Animal Mother: You're a real comedian.
Private Joker: Well they call me Joker.
Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
Private Joker: Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit.
Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?"

"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

Ja tietenkin iso-arskan: Hasta la vista, baby!

Lainaus:16.07.2003 iba kirjoitti:

Lainaus:16.07.2003 ReDoodler kirjoitti:

Lainaus:16.07.2003 iba kirjoitti:
"Luke... I am your father"

Öhöm, siis "No... I am your father."

no miten vaa

Näin se menee: No Luke, I am your father.

Do you know, what I fear most? When I totally lose control, when I can't fight it anymore... I like it. Tjps. Elokuvasta Hulk.

-hasta la vista, ratbastard (hiiri, jota ei saatu hengiltä)