"Hasta la vista,babe",se on kyllä parhaiten mieleen jääny

joku: "hi, Stifler" Stifler: "eat shit!" (american pie)
"my name bond, james bond" (james bond)
"hastala vista, baby" (terminaattori)
"tää on jeppe" (pahat pojat)
Cartman: "Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck." mr. Garrison: "How would you like to go see the school counselor?" Cartman:"How would you like to suck my balls?" (South Park)
"oh my god! They killed kenny" (south park)
"wasssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppp!!!" (Scary Movie 1)

Onhan niitä vielä paljon, mutta en jaksa miettiä.

-I'll be back
-OMG! They killed Kenny! You bastards!
-I'm your father.

Creepshowista se kun se maanomistaja jota King ite esittää koskettaa sitä meteoriittia, katso sormeensa tullutta mönjää ja huudahtaa: "METEORSHIT!"

Pulp Fiction on täynnä hyviä juttuja:

Jules Winnfield: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

Jimmie Dimmick: Knock it off, Julie.

Jules Winnfield: What?

Jimmie Dimmick: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

Laitetaanpas vielä toinen:

Vincent: Whoa!

Jules: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man!

Vincent: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.

Jules: Why the fuck did you do that!

Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!

Jules: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...

Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a
bump or something.

Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.

Vincent: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch. The gun went off. I don't know why.

Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight here!

Vincent: I don't believe it.

Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road! You know cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fucking blood.

Loistava elokuva

Onhan noit tuntemattoman lauseit jääny mieleen enemmän ja vähemmän.

"eksie minnuu tunne? mie oo roka antti pienviljelijä kannakselt, nykyne tikkakosken mannekiini"
"Nahkurin orsilla tavataan"
"Ei pojat tät sotaa näin sodita, mennää tosta suon yli nii että heilahtaa"
"kattokaa poijat, mä oon lentokone"
"Syö rautaa ja *****ntaa kettinkiä"
"Mä oon hiilest tehty ahvena kihihihii"
" Siel ukkoloihe perskarvat kärähti"
"Kuopion potkukelkkapataljoona"

jne...

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

-Godfather


Tommy DeVito: How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the FUCK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.
Henry Hill: Get the fuck outta here, Tommy.
Tommy DeVito: Ha ha. I almost had you.

-Goodfellas


I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus.

-Monty Python: Life of Brian

Tomb Raider (apulainen): "I'm free spirit me", kuulin sen "My face spared me"

SAY HELLO TO MAY LITTLE FRIEND!
Scarface. Ukko pitää jenkkirynnäriä missä on kranun heitin ja ampuu oven mäsäks. Kantsii kattoo jos on mahdollisuus. SCARFACE.

MAY BE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
STAR WARS. Obi-Wan sanoo Luke Skywalkerille.

"My name is Bond, James Bond." (Joka ikinen Bond-elokuva)
"Butros, butros, ghali." (Ruuvit löysällä)
"We've got only mashed potatoes and corn." (Cedric the Entertainer)
"My treasure..." (LOTR)
"Minulla on voimaa!" (He-Man)

Le-hew Seh-her... LOSER!
Take care now, bye bye then!
Like a glove
"Ace Ventura"

"Mr. Andersson!" Matrix
"thats the way the cookie scrumble" Bruce Taivaanlahja
"kill me..." alien leffat
"my precious..." lotr

Im still here you bastards!
_ -Papillon
Me, me, me. -Me too.
_ -Matrix II

Say hello to my little friend! -Scarface
He made him an offer he couldn't refuse. (tms) -Godfather

Lainaus:08.01.2005 Scum kirjoitti:
Pulp Fiction on täynnä hyviä juttuja:
...
Loistava elokuva

Yksi kaikkien aikojen parhaista. Sinulta jäi kuitenkin puuttumaan mielestäni leffan klassisin lausahdus:

Jules: Oh Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull.

Jaksaa naurattaa joka kerta kun leffa pyörii. S. L. Jackson on kyllä loistava.

Sitten on vielä se Julesin ja Vincentin väittely jalkahieronnasta sekä kun Christopher Walken kertoo kellon tarinan. Loistokamaa

Nämä siis Pulp Fictionissa.

"Victims, aren't we all"
"People once believed, that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens, that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes the crow could bring that soul back to put the wrong things right."
Tuossa muutama. Ja kaikkihan tietää elokuvan. Jos ei tiedä...häpeä.

Jalka on poikki, jalka on ihan vinossa. Jos joku ei tiedä niin tuo legendaarinen lausahdus on extremeduudsoneiden 3 maailman kiertueen ''surmahyppy liekki mopolla'' kohdassa. kannatta katsoa.

"Thank you"

Nyt tule köykäinen quote:

"What say you? What say you? What say you? " jne... Taru sormusten herrasta, kuninkaan paluu. Aragorn +Gimli +legolas luolassa. Jatkuu n. 15-30 sekuntia tuota.

Varmaan I be back:Arnold ja Hasta la vista baby; Arnold

sillä on paksut pohkeet, "siunattu hulluus"
-

Katoin tuossa Die hardin pitkästä aikaa ja alkoi hymyilyttään McClanen kommentti hätäkeskukseen kun se soitti sillä radiolla apua:

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?



Edit: Unohtu vielä yksi keskustelu siittä. McClane juttelee poliisipäällikön kanssa radion kautta:

Dwayne T. Robinson: I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass.
John McClane: Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
Dwayne T. Robinson: This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.
John McClane: Oh you're in charge? Well I got news for you *Dwayne*, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
Dwayne T. Robinson: You listen to me you little asshole.
John McClane: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, *Dwayne*.

Mä katon leffoja aika paljon mutta ei jää paljon vuorosanoja mieleen... ensimmäiseksi tulee mieleen:
- My names is Bond, James Bond (tiiätte varmaan mitä leffoja )