ROSVON RANKINGIT:

-10000 - -6000 = Crackhead
-5999 - -4000 = Bitch-made
-3999 - -2000 = Off-Brand
-1999 - -500 = Scandalous
-499 - -1 = Player-hater
0 - 19 = Vic
20 - 49 = Square
50 - 74 = Civilian
75 - 99 = Rat
100 - 119 = Snitch
120 - 149 = Dry Snitch
150 - 199 = Transformer
200 - 239 = Punk-ass Bitch
240 - 269 = Sucka
270 - 299 = Poot Butt
300 - 329 = Buster
330 - 369 = Mark
370 - 399 = Chump
400 - 449 = Trick
450 - 499 = Red-headed Stepchild
500 - 549 = Peon
550 - 599 = Pee-Wee
600 - 609 = Prankster
610 - 649 = Fool
650 - 699 = Street Cat
700 - 849 = Thug
850 - 999 = Hustler
1000 - 1049 = Playa Partner
1150 - 1299 = Mack
1300 - 1499 = Pimp
1500 - 1699 = Crime Partner
1700 - 1999 = Homeboy
2000 - 2099 = Homie
2100 - 2299 = Road Dawg
2300 - 2499 = Hoodsta
2500 - 2749 = Hard-ass
2750 - 2999 = Banger
3000 - 3499 = Lil' G
3500 - 3999 = Loc
4000 - 4999 = Jacker
5000 - 7499 = Shooter
7500 - 9999 = Foot Soldier
10000 - 19999 = Hoo-Rider
20000 - 29999 = Soldier
30000 - 39999 = Hawg
40000 - 49999 = Gangsta
50000 - 69999 = Ghetto Star
60000 - 79999 = Monster
80000 - 99999 = Big Homie
100000 - 149999 = Boss Hawg
150000 - 199999 = Shot Caller
200000 - 299999 = OG
300000 - 399999 = High Roller
400000 - 499999 = Four-Star
500000 - 749999 = General
750000 - 999999 = Godfather
1000000 = King of San Andreas

LENTO RANKINGIT:

0:00 - 0:05 = No Ranking
0:05 - 0:10 = Flyboy
0:10 - 0:20 = Aircraftman
0:20 - 0:30 = Pilot Officer
0:30 - 1:00 = Corporal
1:00 - 1:30 = Lieutenant
1:30 - 2:00 = Sergeant
2:00 - 2:30 = Captain
2:30 - 3:00 = Biggs
3:00 - 3:30 = Wedge
3:30 - 4:00 = Red Baron
4:00 - 4:30 = Goose
4:30 - 5:00 = Viper
5:00 - 6:00 = Jester
6:00 - 7:00 = Chappy
7:00 - 8:00 = Iceman
8:00 - 9:00 = Maverick
9:00 - 10:00 = Noops
10:00 - 20:00 = Air Chief Marshal
20:00 - 30:00 = Ace


JOTAIN TUUBAA:

Note: I cannot fix glitches. These are just ways to do them or perhaps says to avoid them. Glitches sent in must be something I can recreate, not a random happening that you can't do yourself more than once. I check every glitch before it is added to avoid problems.

A. Glitches (555XIIIa)

HOLY CRAP EXTRA TERRITORIES GALORE -- This was discovered on a few GTA forums and has been perfected by tons of people. It was originally discovered by accident, but it works consistently now.

Take a boat or plane and head the southwest or southeast corner of the map. Tape the X button down and keep going for as long as you want. Thirty minutes is usually sufficient. Drown yourself or head back if you want. When you respawn, you should have territories in the Badlands, SF, the Desert, and one HUGE territory in LV. All these territories are able to be taken over if you can find the gang members, and are taken in one wave. The problem with this is that having GSF members everywhere means that everyone has a GSF car...which aren't fun to drive at all.

Beagle Boom by Neil H. -- Plane glitch: In Fort Carson there's building with a dirt lot next to it and two American flags hanging from it, near the east junction by the 'U' shaped road in the southeast of the town. For some reason, a Beagle plane occasionally spawns in the yard; if you look at it, the left wing is wedged inside the building's porch and the right is between a palm tree and a telegraph pole. It you get in, it explodes almost the minute you turn the engines on and there's nowhere for it to take off anyway. My guess is a different vehicle was supposed to spawn there. The plane doesn't spawn a fair bit of the time, it's there about as often as the Cropduster north of the Quarry is.

Bike Fun by Zeiram W. -- Take a BMX/Mountain Bike (the Bike doesn't seem to work) and hit square, then while holding square down, very rapidly tap X and voila, CJ will do something very weird, he will strech underground and if you release square (and from now on just hold X down) you'll notice a bit of ragdoll physics, but not for long.

Blue Hell Strikes Back from hfetus -- Yes, blue hell is back again! It's harder to do this though than in the previous games. Usually, you need to fool around near steep slopes (like those in the dried up dam areas), jumping around to trigger it. It can occur in other places, though. For example, I was once running from the cops in Los Santos with a 2-star wanted level, and I was fleeing back to my house to save and dump it. I tried turning a corner hard in order to mess up the chasing cars. Well, I ended up going through the wall on my right! As always, you fall through a blue void into nothingness and eventually respawn on the map.

Bulletproof/Otherproof Vehicles by MrHurucles -- The two Tahomas in the first part of House Party are flameproof and bulletproof. Cesar's car in High Stakes, Lowrider is everythingproof. The forklift in Robbing Uncle Sam is bulletproof. More coming.

Driving School Glitch by Zack Scott -- This glitch works by going to the Driving School in San Fierro during the time that the girlfriend who likes fat people is in there (I think morning time). Once you've verified that she's there, pay attention to who's she's chatting with. Next, go out the back door and quickly jump onto the roof. Go towards the front of the building and then face the back. In a few moments, the person that she was talking to will fall from the sky and splat on the roof! This scared the crap out of me the first time it happened, and I initially thought it was generated by random chance, but it works every time the girlfriend is in there chatting with someone.

Ghost Car Glitch by Stan Gunn -- As a result of damage from numerous crashes, my car blew up as I crossed the finish line in the "Wu Zi Mu" mission race. The screen went black and the drive made loading noises for what seemed like minutes. When it finally loaded, I was alive and the game indicated that I had completed the mission but there was no car to be seen. Instead, there was a bit of empty air with steam rising from it -- much like you'd see coming out of the hood of a moderately damaged vehicle. I tried to enter the invisible vehicle but there was nothing to enter. Then I armed my baseball bat and started swinging at the air. When I hit a certain spot (that seemed to move) I could hear the sound of metal being bashed. After a few seconds of this a broken windshield dropped out of the air. Firing into the empty space with a gun had no effect and I was never able to do enough damage to cause any other effects.

There are other instances of ghost cars in the Badlands, such as a car that can drive through trees with tons of damage, and if you steal it, you cannot repair it. This is the closest to paranormal you'll find in SA.

Gang Fun by hamradio -- Get any number of gang members up to the amount you can (Tested with 1 and 3, so I am assuming any number that you can), and get them to follow you to a safe house. Go inside the safe house then press up to tell them to follow you. Now move over to the save thing and hit cancel when it pops up. Now, you should see them in your safe house but frozen and you can walk through them and they still talk to you.

General Store by knacklethrasher -- Turn into the parking lot of a general store in Las Venturas and your front wheels go into the ground. To do this, you need to drive towards the door of the general store, and it happens where the sidewalk meets the parking lot.

Girls Suck -- It's common knowledge that many girlfriends aren't home for some reasons. Try saving, loading, etc, or change your outfit and possibly body style. Maybe try going fat for a while. Sometimes, the most fickle of things can fix the glitch.

Gym Glitch -- The infamous gym glitch is simply that it says that you cannot work out, even though you haven't done any work that day. There are a few fixes. The first is to save the game into an unused slot, load that, save it to slot 1, and then reload slot 1. The trick I used was to remove all clothes on CJ and try working out. When that failed, I put his clothes back on, and I could work out again.

Headless CJ -- This has been submitted by quite a few people. In two-player mode, cut off CJ's head with a Katana, then kill player two to return to single player. CJ will still have no head until you load a save or get wasted/busted.

Mad Madd Dogg -- In the mission, Madd Dogg, he jumps with no warning and you have no time to catch him. There is no known fix for this.

Mega Hops -- On a bike, hold L1 for a bunnyhop. Right as you release, hit circle to go sky high. It takes some pratice, but it's awesome.

ReverendTed's Missile Glitch -- All missiles fly backwards in this game. Kind of a weird thing to notice.

The Bus Error Returns...Again by Glitch Master -- Continued from the previous two games (GTA3 and Vice City) the Bus is still treated as an emergency vehicle when taken to a Pay 'N' Spray. When you attempt to spray a Bus, for some reason the game apparently thinks it's an emergency vehicle, and the message says: "Whoa, I'm not touching anything that hot!" or something like that. This is the same message seen when you attempt to spray military/police vehicles, ambulances, and fire trucks. Obviously, a Bus shouldn't classify as a vehicle of this nature. This does not happen when you try to spray a Coach.

This Song Sucks by Shigmiya64 -- You can skip songs on the radio. Change to another station, then change back to the station playing the song you hate. As soon as the text at the top of the screen saying the name of the station turns yellow, before the station starts to play, change the station again. Change back to the original station, and it will have skipped whatever song it was playing.

Walking Under Water by many people -- In a 2-player free roam, get in a Sea Sparrow or Skimmer. When the second player tries to get in, he will be stuck under water, but will have no breath meter and can walk around.

Where My Tags at? -- If you start spraying a tag and run out of paint after being like 90% done with it, you cannot get credit for it. Ever. Ouch.

Unlimited Ammo by multiple people -- Start the Ammunation Challenge and then leave, and it should add 100-1000 ammo for all weapons besides the heavy weapons (RPGs, miniguns, etc). Getting your ammo over 9999 locks it at that amount and it won't go down.

Have a glitch? Send it in with GLITCH in the topic header. If your e-mail does not have GLITCH in the title, and you want to submit one, it will be disregarded and you can try again.


B. Easter Eggs (555XIIIb)

Before You Die by Jordan -- In Idlewood, near the two-player freeroam icon is, go behind it and take a right, and you'll see a fenced in area with the well in the movie The Ring.

Best Egg Ever by Ryan Lewis -- In San Fierro south of the Gant Bridge, there is a resturant, and west of it there is a sign that says:


BRIDGE FACTS
Length - 150.7 m
Height - 60.3 m above sea level
16000 polygons Inc LOOs
600 m draw distance
11 textures
Takes up a staggering 1.27 MB of disk space

I've seen it before, but I was waiting for someone to submit it again. It's truly the best egg in any of the GTA games.

Bigfoot/Leatherface -- Wait, these don't exist. Stop asking me about them. No seriously, they do not ****ing exist. I know the guy that made the first Bigfoot photoshop.

Bodies in the Sand by Bob Mujis -- Just a little North of the NO FLY ZONE, at the road entrance near some rocks, you can find a hole with six bodies inside. You can find pictures of the map and the bodies at:
http://faq.gtasanandreas.nl/index.php?spage=eggs/tpk.htm

Broken Bridge by Max S. -- The bridge above Grove Street has broken railing because of the cutscene that happens at the end of the game.

Buffy the Gangsta Slayer -- If you look in the Crypt in the Los Santos Graveyard (Where CJ's mother is buried), you'll see a TV, Laz-e-Boy and pizza boxes--a reference to Spike in Buffy The Vampire Slayer, who has a similar setup.

Burnin' Alive by Matt James -- Go into the Well Stacked Pizza nearest to your first hideout in Los Santos and go through the steel door to the left, and then through the one to your right. Whip out a sniper rifle and look closely at the red fire blanket holders on the wall opposite the cashiers. One picture is normal, of a woman putting the blanket on a fiery oven, but the second is a dead body rolled up in the blanket.

Don't Jump by Barry McWilliams -- Near the Vank Hoff Hotel, there's a small sign that says NO BASE JUMPING. BASE jumping is freefalling off a very tall building with a parachute, which is ironic, since there's an entrance to the top of the hotel to jump off of.

Fast Food Fun by Woo' Tang Clan -- Go to any food restaraunt and start killing people. Run behind the counter and give them time to respawn. When they come back, kill them again. As you rack up wanted levels, the customers will respawn as cops that can't attack you. Kill them for as long as you want -- they'll never fight back. This is an excellent way to raise your criminal ranking.

Gant Surprise -- At the top of the Gant bridge is a sign that says, there are no Easter Eggs up here. Go away. Submitted by many people.

Girls from the Past by Sean M. -- If you date Barbara the cop or Katie the nurse, and restart the game, the game will act as if you are dating them. This is an awesome glitch, but I am unsure of the reprecussions.

Glory Hole by Glitch Master -- Yes, there is a hole in the game, unless my disc is defective in this area. I'm actually surprised that nobody else has found this yet, and that might actually be the case. Anyway...

In Los Santos, on the right edge of the district East Los Santos, one block to the left (parallel street to the left) of the last street within that district on the map you will find the hole. At the top right corner of this street there is a hole in a wall and a single non-solid plane for a sort of floor. There are no polygons for walls or ceiling, and again, the "floor" is not solid. This is right out in the open, right off the edge of the street, and was probably intended to be a sort of cut out building entrance. If you walk into it, you will fall into the abyss below, and, of course, reappear on the street moments later. I entered this area with a Jetpack, and explored a bit under that part of the city. Right near the "hole", there is a floating arrow indicating an entrance to some building. This is under the solid ground, floating in nothingness, and is in no way accessible. I imagine that they were in such haste to release the game that they forgot to finish this small area. It probably was a hole in a building that gave access to a hallway that led to a door where this entrance would have been. (East Los Santos is the top right corner of the Ballas' purple territory, where it meets a yellow territory, if you haven't influenced these yet.) There is no indication of any sort of shop or misc. building anywhere on either the game or illustrated maps, though there is a restaurant not far from it. I hope my directions aren't too confusing... It'd be easier to make a map. I'll probably do that in the future if this is consistent in every game.

This is the hole that you crash into during the mission "End of the Line".

Happy Days by vinweasel -- Get a ZR-350 or a police car (these are the only ones I know that it works on), and do a burnout, but instead of doing a 360, go left to right a few times then reverse and look at your creation. It will be a smilie face instead of a donut.

Hidden Package in SA by Ricky B. -- In Los Santos, East Los Santos, there is a hidden package tiki thing as an advertisement thing on a store. It's huge. It is on a store selling tiki things. Starting from your home in Ganton and start going down the only road you can go down. Make a right at the first road you can turn off on. Go down the street and as you go down it's like the third or so store on the right, so if I'm wrong then just look to your right the whole time and you should see it.

Manhunting by Denny L. -- If you go into the bar in Grove Street and look at the paintings on the wall, you’ll see a message that says “BOBO” and an armed soldier is standing there with a gun in his hand. This soldier just so happens to be the armed guards on Manhunt's later levels, they are called “Cerberus”. In fact, once you unlock the extra concept art for Cerberus, which is the identical picture used for the concept art (missing the lower body of course). I thought this was pretty neat.

More Gant Fun by Adam Musa -- There's a diner below the start of the bridge in San Fierro that has "An Acutal Piece of the Cable" featured as a tourist attraction. On the sign is says:
Ooooooooh amazing...
Isn't it fantastic?
No, it's just simple physics.
I don't know why we're making such a fuss.

Rockstar Loves the Racing by Taldi -- Most NRG-500s have the number 46 as their racing number, an homage to Valentino Rossi, one of the greatest Moto GP racers ever.

Rock On by Xeigrich -- There's a rock north of Palomino Creek entitled Northstar Rock. Harhar.

Sex Shop by Derek S. -- There are alot of funny things in the sex shop you can enter. There is a dildo mounted on a chainsaw. Also, some of the books in there have funny titles. Like "Jenny and Sara, Lesbo Adventure."

Sex Shop II by vinweasel -- In the Sex Shop, there is a sign on the door that reads something like "To remain in the arcade, you must be in the booth, doors locked, films running, lights off, wanking, otherwise you must leave." The bad grammar is in the sign.

The Sky Is Falling by Maikeru -- Near Zero's RC, I saw this odd guy wearing a small box on his head (kind of helmet style) and another piece of cardboard taped to his chest. Anyway, I used my camera to get a better look at him. He's some sort of homeless person, but the box on his head had the words "Keep Out" written on it and piece of cardboard taped to his chest reads "God is playing with us!" Which, if you think about it means the programmers and the game players as they control the world and the people in it.

Tractor Tow by many -- Drive a tractor to a Combine Harvester, kill the driver, and use the right analog stick to tow the Harvester. The faster you go while towing, the faster you go. You can also do a hard turn while going at this speed and you'll go flying off to a side.

True Crime Sucked -- At the train tunnel near Unity Station, among other places, there's an ad for a company called 'True Grime', with a tagline about getting rid of 'old rubbish'. Thanks to Phil Gerrard.

Use a Real Phone for These by Joe Dawson -- The following fax numbers will send you something back if you call them.

1-866-FUN-CULT -- The Epsilon Tract
1-866-FACE-FEAR -- Inversion Therapy

Vanity Plates by Afroholic -- Many thanks for all of these.

Mission Plates:
Sweet's Greenwood: GROVE4L
Ryder's Picador: SHERM
Jizzy's Broadway: HO 2 HO
Truth's Mothership: EREHTTUO
Car in Badlands Mission: ASSMAN
Pulaski's Buffalo on High Noon mission: PULASKI
Car in Yay Ka-Boom-Boom mission: TIME BOMB
Cesar's Car: LUVA4L
Toreno's Car: OMEGA
Windsor on Home on the Hills mission: J LOMAX

Girlfriends:
Denise's Hustler: HOMEGIRL
Millie's Car: SPANK
Katie's Car: TRAUMA
Barbara's Car: CUFFS
Michelle's Car: NOS

Imports:
Feltzer: DR DR F
Comet: LOLLY
Jester: GRO1N or G3P0
Infernus: J L335
Rancher: S4LEI JON

Other:
Bullet in SF Burgershot: CHUNKY
Banshee beside San Fierro Gym: BDP
Hotknife at Driving School: GOLD

Vice City Maps also by Afroholic -- Go to Angel Pine and find the Clucking Bell. Right across the street are three trash cans. Knock them over to find a bunch of maps of Vice City.

What's On Your Tombstone? by C. Conliffe -- All of the gravestones in San Andreas read "OPPOSITION, 1997-2004. RIP."

Wish Upon a Star by Louis VI -- Look at the sky on a clear night and you should be able to see a Rockstar logo with a big star where the star in the logo is.

Zero's Shop -- There are many Manhunt and GTA figurines in Zero's RC shop, and Zachary S says that you can even see the Vice City game box in there.

Zombies! Oh no! by Darrel Park -- San Fierro Downtown, inside the Genetic Research building there are signs over the elevators with "FLOORS 1 TO 6 ONLY" and such, but the middle one says "ZOMBIE LAB ONLY."

KAIKENLAISET KULKUNEUVOT:


A. SUVs and Station Wagons


Huntley -- A four-door luxury SUV.

Landstalker -- The same SUV from GTA3 and Vice that rolls with a gust of wind, or maybe if you hit a squirrel.

Perennial -- The same wagon from GTA3 and Vice that rides at the speed of smell.

Rancher -- A nice two-door SUV that's a step up from the Landstalker.

Regina -- A Perennial look-alike.

Romero -- A black hearse. There's one parked in Angel Pines.

Solair -- A sportier station wagon found all over San Andreas.

B. 2-Door Sedans


Alpha -- A simple two-door sedan with an rounded front end.

Blista Compact -- A Honda CRX look-alike.

Bravura -- A simple two-door sedan with a pointed front end.

Buccaneer -- An Esperanto look-alike.

Cadrona -- A faster version of the Bravura.

Club -- Half-station wagon, half sedan. Decent all around.

Esperanto -- The same lowriding Caddy from GTA3 and Vice.

Feltzer -- A convertible that rides just off the ground.

Fortune -- The simplest of all sedans. Plain in every way.

Hermes -- It looks like a PT Cruiser, if you need a reference from today.

Hustler -- An old Ford T.

Majestic -- An Esperanto that rides higher.

Manana -- A sedan that looks and feels like it was made of cardboard.

Picador -- Another Esperanto look-alike.

Previon -- A sedan with a station wagon-style back end.

Stafford -- A nice Manana with an elongated front end and a front grill.

Stallion -- A simple convertible sedan with weak handling.

Tampa -- A beat-up Bravura look-alike.

Virgo -- A stafford with a different front grill and a vinyl back window.

C. 4-Door Luxury Sedans


Admiral -- A very pricy sedan that looks less ritzy than it really is.

Elegant -- A plane four-door sedan.

Emperor -- A very nice looking Elegant that handles just the same.

Euros -- A sporty sedan with a rounded front end.

Glendale -- A simple vintage Chevy.

Greenwood -- The most basic, horribly handling sedan you can find.

Intruder -- A sedan with an angled front end.

Merit -- A simple sedan that looks like an Intruder.

Nebula -- An Oldsmobile that looks just like an Inturder.

Oceanic -- An old 50's Chevy.

Premier -- It still looks like an Inturder. I can't tell the difference.

Primo -- This also looks like an Intruder with a more rounded front.

Sentinel -- The basic sedan from GTA3 and Vice that handles well and looks nice on the road.

Stretch -- It's a limo.

Sunrise -- A lesser version of the Emperor that just doesn't handle quite as well.

Tahoma -- A fast accelerating sedan with a pointed front grill.

Vincent -- A plain sedan with a square front end.

Washington -- A Vincent with a hood ornament to separate it from the rest.

Willard -- A really dumbed down Sunrise. Has no rims on the tires.

D. Muscle Cars


Buffalo -- The powerful sports car that Catalina drives.

Clover -- A more off-road, low riding muscle car that can really fly.

Phoenix -- A nice looking Pontiac that can haul ass.

Sabre -- A standard looking muscle car found all throughout San Andreas.

E. Street Racers


Elegy -- Has low side skirts and a sleek design.

Flash -- Higher side skirts and a flashier looking hood.

Jester -- Same as the Elegy but it's a smaller car with a longer hood.

Stratum -- A street racing station wagon.

Sultan -- A Flash with a different hood and no side skirts.

Uranus -- A lesser version of the Jester.

F. High Performance Vehicles


Banshee -- A sleek convertible. One of the best in the game.

Bullet -- A Banshee without the convertible and with a racing strip. Your reward for all silver in driving school.

Cheetah -- A low-riding, fast as hell Ferrari.

Comet -- A Porsche sports car.

Hotknife -- Your reward for gold in driving school. An insanely awesome roadster with amazing speed.

Hotring Racer -- This stock car is your reward for completing 8-Track.

Infernus -- No longer than Lambourghini it was in GTA3, but obvious by it's style and spoiler. Steal one once and you'll know it forever.

Super GT - Your reward for all bronze in driving school. A road racer with a gigantic spoiler.

Turismo -- A much lower version of the Infernus.

Windsor -- It's luxurious, sporty, and powerful. I've yet to see one on the road, but it has a unique look that you just can't resist.

ZR-350 -- A Mercedes sports car found all over San Andreas.

G. Heavy Trucks and Utility


Benson -- A pickup with an overhanging camper.

Boxville -- A really boxy van.

Black Boxville -- A black Boxville that starts Home Invasions.

Cement Truck -- It's a cement truck.

Combine Harvester -- Farm equipment gone wild.

DFT-30 -- A flatbed truck with a square cab.

Dozer -- A bulldozer. Control the front with the right analog stick.

Dumper -- A dump truck. Control the lift with the right analog stick.

Dune -- An off-road transport truck that you get for completing Kick Start.

Flatbed -- A large Flatbed truck found in construction areas.

Hotdog -- Alex's Hotdog vans.

Linerunner -- The smallest of the truck cabs.

Mr. Whoopee -- The ice cream truck. Press L3 to hear the jingle.

Mule -- A larger verson of the Benson.

Packer -- A portable ramp, great for motorcycle jumps.

Roadtrain -- The biggest of the truck cabs. This this is HUGE.

Tanker -- The cab that hauls tankers for the RS Haul missions.

Tractor -- A riding tractor.

Yankee -- The simple hauling truck from GTA3 and Vice.

H. Light Trucks and Vans


Berkley's RC Van -- The vans that Zero wants you to destroy.

Bobcat -- A simple pickup with Bobcat written on the back.

Burrito -- A simple gangster van with no windows.

Forklift -- Use the right analong stick to control the lift.

Moonbeam -- The stupid soccer mom van with windows on all sides.

Mower -- A riding lawn mower.

Newsvan -- A Pony with a satellite dish on it.

Pony -- A simple van with one window on each side.

Rumpo -- A slightly smaller version of the Pony.

Sadler -- Another simple two-door pickup.

Tug -- An airplane tugger found near and on airport fields.

Walton -- A pickup with a wooden fence in the back.

Yosemite -- A bigger version of the Sadler with more power.

I. Lowriders


Blade -- There are rarely hydraulics on this simple lowrider.

Broadway -- A very stylish pimpmobile. Hit R3 to start pimping missions.

Remington -- A boxy Caddilac lowrider with no hydraulics.

Savanna -- A four-door convertible lowrider that rarely has hydraulics.

Slamvan -- A very sleek and fast lowrider.

Tornado -- A tricked out 50s Chevy with hydraulics.

Voodoo -- The most simple lowrider. Usually comes with the works and found in bright red.

J. Recreational


Bandito -- A custom-made dune buggy.

BF Injection -- A nice dune buggy with a roll cage and four wheel drive.

Bloodring Banger -- A demolition derby lowrider that you get for completing the Blood Bowl.

Caddy -- A golfcart.

Camper -- A Volkswagen bus.

Journey -- A big RV found out in the countryside.

Kart -- A crazy go cart found in some racing missions.

Mesa -- An off-road jeep.

Monster -- A monster truck that you get for completing 8-track.

Patriot -- An off-road military Hummer.

Quad -- An ATV that handles like crap on the roads. Keep it in the dirt. There's one on a farm in Blueberry Hills.

Sandking -- An SUV tricked out with huge tires.

Vortex -- A hovercraft vehicle that can go on land or sea.

K. Bikes and Motorcycles


Bike -- A simple lowrider bike.

BMX -- A BMX bike.

Mountain Bike -- A bike that handles far better off road than on.

BF-400 -- A crotch-rocket with amazing wheelie capabilities.

Faggio -- A simple motor scooter.

FCR-900 -- Get all silver at Bike school to get this. Faster than the BF-400 and PCJ, but still no match for the NRG.

Freeway -- Your reward for all bronze at Bike school. A Harley hog.

NRG-500 -- Get all gold at bike school for this. The fastest bike in the land by far. There's on on top of the parking garage near the LS Stadium.

PCJ-600 -- A sport bike that was great back in the 80s.

Pizzaboy -- The Well Stacked Co.'s delivery scooter. No pizza missions in San Andreas though.

Sanchez -- The off-road dirty Sanchez is back.

Wayfarer -- A laid back cruising road bike.

L. Civil Service and Transport


Baggage -- Found in airports. A baggage handler.

Brown Streak -- The Brown Streak freight train. Hit R3 for Freight missions.

Bus -- Your personal gang transportation system.

Coach -- The same as a Bus. Really, there's like no difference.

Freight -- A freight train. Hit R3 for Freight missions.

Securicar -- A durable security car for transporting bank money.

Sweeper -- A little baby street sweeper.

Towtruck -- Use the right analog stick to tow vehicles around.

Trashmaster -- The trash van is back, too.

Utility Van -- It's a PG&E utility truck. Not a van.

M. R3 Vehicles


Ambulance -- Starts paramedic missions.

Barracks -- An army flatbed. Starts Vigilante.

Enforcer -- The SWAT truck. Starts Vigilante. Free armor for entering.

FBI Rancher -- The FBI's version of the Rancher. Starts Vigilante.

FBI Truck -- An off-road FBI SUV. Starts Vigilante.

Firetruck -- Starts Firefighter.

HPV1000 -- The police motorcycle. Starts Vigilante.

Police -- Starts Vigilante. Five free shotgun rounds for entering.

Ranger -- A police SUV found outside of towns. Starts Vigilante.

Rhino -- Everyone's favorite tank. Right control stick controls the turret, O fires, R3 starts Vigilante.

SWAT -- A crowd control SWAT vehicle. Does not start Vigilante, but it doesn't really fit anywhere else.

N. Airplanes


AT-400 -- A passenger jet liner. Yes, you can steal it.

Beagle -- A light dual prop plane. Great for travel.

Cropduster -- A cropdusting biplane. There's one out in Bone County north of the large Quarry.

Dodo -- The stupid two-winged plane is back and just as horrid as ever. There's an open one in the LS airport.

Hydra -- Oh no I missed one vehicle out of 200, everyone send me e-mails complaining. A special miltiary plane that you get as a reward for doing some missions at Verdant Meadows. It's a Harrier jet.

Nevada -- An old dual-prop passenger plane.

Rustler -- A WWII figher plane. All bronze in flight school gives you this as a reward.

Shamal -- A private jet. There's an unlocked one at the LS airport.

Skimmer -- The stupid sea plane from Vice is back, but now it can land on land or water.

Stuntplane -- A single-prop biplane. All silver in flight school unlocks this plane. Also used in race tournaments.

VTOL Fighter -- A harrier jet. Oh yea.

O. Helicopters


Cargobob -- A transport helicopter that looks like military.

Hunter -- The real military helicopter. R3 starts Vigilante (Brown Thunder). This is the ultimate crime fighter. All gold in pilot school gives this as your reward.

Leviathan -- Appears in Verdant Meadows after Up, Up, and Away. Use O to drop the magnet onto cars.

Raindance -- A big helicopter with no real interests.

Sea Sparrow -- A helicopter that can land on water. Hit L1 for machine guns. Very nice.

Sparrow -- A simple helicopter with a bubble cockpit.

P. Boats


Coastguard -- A plain coast guard boat.

Dingy -- A James Bond style inflatable raft.

Jetmax -- A sleek speed boat. Get all gold at boat school for this.

Launch -- An attack boat. Spiffy.

Marquis -- A nice looking recreatonal boat. All bronze at boat school nabs you one of these.

Predator -- The police boat, so you aren't safe at sea. Hit L1 for machine gun fire.

Reefer -- A lame fishing boat.

Speeder -- The second fastest boat in the sea. Very sleek and cool.

Squallo -- A tenth of a step down from the Speeder is the Squallo. Almost as good, and it's your reward for all silver in boat school.

Tropic -- A simple recreational boat.

Q. RC Cars


RC Bandit -- A remote controlled race car.

RC Baron -- A remote controlled biplane.

RC Goblin -- A remote controlled helicopter.

RC Tiger -- A remote controlled tank.

GUIDE JATKUU...

KAIKKI NÄPPÄIMET:

A. Controls

1. Controls on Foot
D-Pad----------------Gang Sign/Response Control
Left Control Stick---Move around/Move scope while shooting
Right Control Stick--First person view (can't move)
Start----------------Pause to menu
Select---------------Change camera
X--------------------Hold: Sprint; Tap: Supersprint
Square---------------Jump
Circle---------------Dive underwater/Shoot
Triangle-------------Enter vehicle
L1-------------------Display stats/Shoot while targeted
L2-------------------Change weapons back
L3-------------------Duck
R1-------------------Target/Untarget
R2-------------------Change weapons forward
R3-------------------Look behind
2. Controls in Car
D-Pad----------------Up/Down: Cycle Radio; Right: Trip Skip (back to previous mission start)
Left Control Stick---Turn vehicle
Right Control Stick--Turret control/Manual Camera
Start----------------Pause to menu
Select---------------Toggle camera
X--------------------Accelerate
Square---------------Brake/Reverse
Circle---------------Nitrous/Drive-by (hold L2 or R2)
Triangle-------------Exit vehicle
L1-------------------Nitrous/Drive-by
L2-------------------Look left
L3-------------------Horn
R1-------------------Hand brake
R2-------------------Look right
L2 + R2--------------Look behind
R3-------------------Toggle R3 mission

(L3 and R3 buttons are accessed by pressing down on corresponding control stick)
3: Controls on Bike
D-Pad----------------
Left Control Stick---Turn bike
Right Control Stick--Manual camera
Start----------------Pause to menu
Select---------------Toggle camera
X--------------------Tap to pedal
Square---------------Brakes
Circle---------------Drive-by
Triangle-------------Get on/off bike
L1-------------------Hold to bunny-hop
L2-------------------Look left
L3-------------------Ring bell
R1-------------------Handbrake
R2-------------------Look right
L2 + R2--------------Look behind
4. Controls in Helicopter
L Control Stick Up---Accelerate forward
L Control Stick Down-Accelerate backwards
Left Control Stick---Pitch/Roll
Right Control Stick--Turret/Camera
Start----------------Pause to menu
Select---------------Toggle camera
X--------------------Ascend
Square---------------Descend
Triangle-------------Enter/exit vehicle
R2-------------------Rudder right
R3-------------------Raise/Lower landing gear
L1-------------------Primary weapon
L2-------------------Rudder left
L3-------------------Hover
5. Controls in Plane
Left Control Stick---Pitch/Roll
Right Control Stick--Turret/Camera
Start----------------Pause to menu
Select---------------Toggle camera
X--------------------Forward thrust
Square---------------Reverse thrust
Circle---------------Alternate weapon
Triangle-------------Enter/exit vehicle
R2-------------------Rudder right
R3-------------------Raise/Lower landing gear
L1-------------------Primary weapon
L2-------------------Rudder left

ASEET:

E. Weaponry and Items

Hands:

Your fist -- Just what it sounds like, it's your fist.

Brass Knuckles -- Attach these to your fists for an extra punch.


Melee:

Baseball Bat -- Great for beating the hell out of anything you want to.

Chainsaw -- Vroom vroom. You know what it is.

Golf Club -- Great for hitting balls, and not just golf balls.

Katana -- Carl Johnson. Thug. Gangsta. Samurai.

Knife -- Walk up behind someone and hit Triangle to slit their throat. A lot of hookers carry these.

Nightstick -- A cop's beatin' stick.

Pool Stick -- For those who can't stand pool.

Shovel -- Your standard all-purpose spade. There's one behind Ryder's house.


Pistols:

9mm -- A plain ol' 9mm. Found on nearly all gangsters and cops. Gangster level reached at 10%, able to be dual weld at 100% by picking up another 9mm.

Silenced 9mm -- A 9mm with a silencer. Gangster levle reached at 20%. Cannot be dual weld.

Desert Eagle -- A .50 calibur handgun that hurts like hell. Gangster reached at 20%.


Shotguns:

Shotgun -- A double-barreled shotgun that packs a punch. Gangster at 20%.

Combat Shotgun -- A killer Spaz-12 auto-shotgun. Gangster at 20%.

Sawn-off Shotgun -- Here you go. This is the ultimate melee weapon at Hitman level. You can dual wield these babies. Gangster at 20%.


SMGs:

Tec9 -- A thug's gat. Weak, but effective. Gangster at 10%. Can be dual weld.

Micro-SMG -- Faster than the Tec and slightly harder hitting. Gangster at 10%. Can also be dual-wield.

MP5 -- The best of the SMGs by far. Gangster at 30%.


Assault Rifles:

AK-47 -- The terrorists weapon of choice. Gangster at 30%, get Hitman to becomea headshot machine.

M4 -- The counter-terrorist weapon of choice. Gangster at 20%.


Rifles:

Country Rifle -- You have to scope with this one-shot rifle. It kills in two hits and has medium range.

Sniper Rifle -- Take someone out before they know what hit them. Has a huge scope and kills in one hit.


Heavy:

Rocket Launcher -- Fwooooosh.

Heat-Seaking RPG -- Do I have to say anything?

Flamethrower -- Burn baby burn.

Minigun -- You can aim this now, unlike in VC. This thing is a killer weapon, and wipes out anything in its path.


Projectile:

Grenades -- Meh.

Tear Gas -- Doesn't hurt cars, but wipes out crowds in a hurry.

Molotovs -- Everyone's favorote fire bomb.

Remote Explosive -- Here we go. Throw it, watch it stick, then switch to the detonator for some good time fun.


Special:

Spray Can -- For spraying tags in LS. Found in the bedroom of the Johnson home.

Camera -- For snapshots in SF. Also found in the same bedroom.

Fire Extinguisher -- Extinguisher of fires. Also a fun way to suffocate some poor sap to death.


Gifts:

Cane -- A beatin' stick...of love. (Thanks RanjaMan for the fix).

Flowers -- Found throughout San Andreas. Perfect gifts for that special ho in your life.

Dildo -- Yea, there's a dildo guys. It's in the shower of the LS police station, and you can give it as a gift. Target your girlfriend and hit L1 to give it to her.


Extras:

Thermal Goggles -- I don't know a damn thing about these, but you should no what heat vision goggles do.

Parachute -- There's one on top of the hotel in SF, the huge circular building in LS, and on top of Mt. Chiliad. Other locations are on top of the highest Gant Bridge support, on top of The Big Ear in the Desert, and on top of the highest skyscraper of Las Venturas (need an aircraft to get to this location).

Jetpack -- Info by Cedric Jacobs: After the mission Green Goo out in the Desert, it spawns at the Verdant Meadows airfield afterwards. Controls: X = go up, Square = go down, L Analog = change directions, L2 = strafe left, R2 = strafe right, R2+L2 = hover.

To increase your weapon skills on the weapons that have skills, kill things! Pedestrians are worth one point, enemy gang members are worth more, cops are worth the most. Turf wars are a good way to powerlevel your stats, as well as just long cop fights for fun. Hitman skill in AK, M4, 9mm, and MP5 are almost crucial for a lot of missions.

JENGIT:

Gangs:

Grove Street Families -- Green, home in Ganton.

Ballas -- Purple, a big force in all of Los Santos.

Los Santos Vagos -- Yellow, a lesser Mexican gang of northeast Los Santos.

Las Aztecas Varrios -- Cyan, another Meixcan gang at war with the Vagos.

San Fierro Rifa -- Blue, a big Mexican gang of Garcia, San Fierro.

Triads -- Red, the Chinese gang of Chinatown.

Da Nang Thang -- The Viatnamese gang that controls Easter Basin, SF.

Mafia -- The Italians that run some casinos in Las Venturas.

MITEN PÄÄSTÄ 100% LÄPI?:

What you need:
All 100+ Storyline and Non-Storyline missions
All Side Missions (BMX Challenge, Chilad, Couriers, Import/Export, Freight Train, Gyms, NRG-500 Challenge, Lowrider, Quarry Missions, place first in all street races, get bronze or higher in all four schools, complete the Ammunation shooting challenges (4), all four stadium events completed, all R3 missions completed)
All save houses purchased
All sprays, snapshots, oysters, horseshoes
What you DO NOT need:

All territories taken over
All girlfriends completed
All stats maxed
Anything involving two-player
Arcade game Hi-Scores
Triathalon races completed
Unique Jumps
Flowers
Rewards:
These are the known rewards so far: Hydra and Rhino spawn outside CJ's house in Ganton, and $1,000,000. Weak.

Check list (so far):

Los Santos + Northern Badlands: __ Complete Sweet's 9 missions
__ Complete Cesar's 1 mission
__ Complete the Taxi Missions
__ Complete the Firefighter Missions
__ Complete the Pimpin' Missions
__ Complete the Vigilante Missions
__ Complete the BMX Challenge
__ Complete the Los Santos Courier
__ Complete the Lowrider Challenge
__ Complete 8-Track at Stadium
__ 100 Spray Tags
__ 15 Oysters
__ Buy all safehouses available
__ Complete Ryder's 3 missions
__ Home Invasion missions
__ Complete Smoke's 4 missions
__ Complete OG Loc's 4 missions
__ Complete Tenpenny's 2 missions
__ Complete Sweet's last 4 missions


Badlands:
__ Complete Tenpenny's 1 mission
__ Complete Catalina's first 2 missions
__ Complete the Chiliad Challenge
__ 10 Oysters
__ Complete the Paramedic Missions
__ Buy all safehouses available
__ Complete The Truth's 1 mission
__ Complete Cesar's 1 "mission"
__ Complete Catalina's last 6 missions
__ Complete Cesar's 2 missions
__ Complete the Truth's 1 mission


San Fierro:
__ Complete the 3 missions at the garage
__ Complete the first 9 Syndicate missions
__ Complete Woozie's 5 missions
__ 50 Snapshots
__ 9 Oysters
__ Complete the San Fierro Courier
__ Complete the NRG-500 Challenge
__ Complete the 12 Driving School challenges
__ Complete Blood Bowl at the stadium
__ Buy all safehouses available
__ Complete the last Syndicate mission


The Desert:
__ Complete Toreno's 4 missions
__ Complete the 5 Boating School challenges
__ Complete the Freight Train challenge
__ Complete the Trucking missions
__ Complete the 10 Pilot School challenges
__ 9 Oysters
__ Buy all safehouses available
__ Complete Cesar's 4 missions
__ Complete the 3 Import/Export Garage lists
__ Complete the 10 Pilot School challenges
__ Complete the 4 Airstrip missions

Las Venturas:

__ Complete Woozie's 3 missions
__ Complete Dirt Track at the stadium
__ Complete Kickstart at the stadium
__ Complete the Las Venturas Courier
__ Complete the 5 Bike School challenges
__ Complete the 7 Quarry Missions
__ Defeat the gym leader
__ Buy all safehouses available
__ 50 Horseshoes
__ 7 final Oysters (at this point, I had 87.17%)
__ Complete the 1 Truth mission
__ Complete the 3 Rosenburg missions
__ Complete the 2 Tenpenny missions
__ Complete the 1 Madd Dogg mission
__ Complete the 6 Heist missions


Los Santos II:
__ Complete the 1 Opening mission
__ Complete the 3 CJ's Mansion missions
__ Complete the 2 Sweet missions
__ Complete the 3 Riot missions



SORI ETTÄ TÄÄ TIETO OLI ENKUKS MUT JOS SUL ON SAN ANDREAS NI TARVIIT VÄHÄN TOTA ENKKUTIETOO

En usko oikeen että noita controlleja tarvis olla tossa. Oletkai lukenut noi ennen kun laitoit ne siihen.

Jännää copy pastettaa jonkun muun tekstiä laittamatta edes lähdettä näkyviin.

no ***** anteeks vaa jos laitan tietoo ***** teille kelpaa vaa jonku stumpin guidet eikä kenenkää muun siis ihan perseestä

Lainaus:08.02.2005 painijainen kirjoitti:
no ***** anteeks vaa jos laitan tietoo ***** teille kelpaa vaa jonku stumpin guidet eikä kenenkää muun siis ihan perseestä

no anteex vaan mutta siellä on jo kaikki tarpeellinen stumpin ja soopcanin aiheissa

Lainaus:09.02.2005 Trophy kirjoitti:

Lainaus:08.02.2005 painijainen kirjoitti:
no ***** anteeks vaa jos laitan tietoo ***** teille kelpaa vaa jonku stumpin guidet eikä kenenkää muun siis ihan perseestä

no anteex vaan mutta siellä on jo kaikki tarpeellinen stumpin ja soopcanin aiheissa

Minulle on ainakin kaikki tarpeellinen löytynyt s00pcanin ja Stumpin aiheista.

Suomenna toi eka. ja kyllä Stumpin aiheista oon löytäny suurimman osan apua, jos oon tarvinnu. ja controllit löytyy siitä vihkosesta. eli turhaan ne pistit tuonne.

Toihan on melkein samanlainen ku mun aiheeni, mut vaan englanniks. Ja poistin siitä omasta aiheestani turhia kohtia pois.

 Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

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